A bloke pulled an older woman at the club last night. 
She was a right  sort for 47, 
they drank a bit, 
had a bit of a snog and she asked if he'd  ever had the sportsman's double, 
a mother and daughter threesome? 
He  said no. They drank a bit more, 
then she said that tonight was his lucky  night.      
He went back to her place. 
She put the hall light on and shouted  upstairs:     


"Mum! You still awake?"